An unprecedented mud slide hit the European country of Belgium and left a horrendously horrific mess of black sludge, muck, silt, mire, slime, and slush.
Federal officials have stated that the over 3 billion tons of black goo practically destroyed the country's entire Brussels sprouts industry.
One farmer, Olun Papp, 53, said that although he has insurance, he got the lower premium policy and it will only over about 6% of his loss.
He noted that his gorgeous young wife Inga Montwerpa-Papp, 34, (38D-24-38) will most probably have to sell half of her extensive collection of miniature giraffe figurines as well as most of her expensive sex toy collection to help with the mortgage, the SUV payment, food, and their beer addiction. ■
