Word coming out of Brazil is that a huge volcanic eruption has caused extensive damage to the South American country.
Boom Boom News (Brazil) reports that Mt. Santa Claustina, erupted with the force of 852 Hiroshima atomic bombs.
The boom could be heard as far away as Tijuana, Mexico and Waterloo, Iowa.
An inspector for Brazil's Brazil Nut crop investigated the nut crop and he found that 86% of it has been totally destroyed.
The president of Brazil, Lulu Linda Amazonista, stated that the Brazil nut industry has been kicked in the nuts, (pun FULLY intended, suck it).
Meanwhile in the fickle world of politics, Trump has fired his 19th lawyer in just the past 11 days.
