New Leaf Press has just released a book that reveals that the legendary Robin Hood, an English outlaw, who stole from the rich and gave to the poor, was in actuality very lousy with the bow and arrow.
The book is titled "Straight As An Arrow? 'Fraid Not," and it was written by noted British writer Wellesley Attenborough.
Atty, as his wife and girlfriend call him, has written several books on English lore including, "The 17 Ghosts of Windsor Castle," "The Astounding Eating Habits of Petula Clark," and "Blimey, You Would Not Believe What Lurks Below The River Thames."
In the book about Hood, whose given name was Shackleton Bernard Singsong, Atty wrote that Robin and Maid Marion once engaged in a menage-a-trois with Lady Stefania of The House of Picadilly, and she in fact became impregnated with Robin's seed. ■
