Speech is No Longer Protected by Freedom of Speech

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 7 April 2023

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All is Hate Speech, Unless the Holy Leader Does It

French law has recently been changed, following a change in Canadian law as well.

Which states, “Speech is no longer protected by Freedom of Speech, unless ordered by the Great and Holy Leader.”

Which means, if the Leader, or anyone he or she likes, speaks, then it’s okay. But if you’re not the Leader or one of his closest pals, then you do not have the right to say a goddamn thing … without getting arrested and going to jail until the Leader is backed into a corner where he realizes that he has committed a crime and the public have not. Then he’ll drop all charges but won’t get arrested himself.

That’s the new French law under Emmanuel Macron, who jailed a woman for calling Macron “garbage.” Justin Trudeau had already done this to his people by jailing tons of them for protesting by honking their horns while Justin was trying to get his beauty sleep. (He woke and looked into a mirror and said, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who the sexiest garbage of all?” The mirror cracked from side to side … is the title of an Agatha Christie novel.)

Apparently, in Canada, a sneeze is a protest, whereas in France, burning shit for weeks on end … now THAT’S a protest. Trudeau would have to lock down his entire country if Canadians decided to burn stuff for days, weeks, months … completely anarchy, until Trudeau and Macron stop torturing and removing the rights of their own people … then walk calmly into a New York court room and get placed under arrest.

Oh wait, that was America’s former dictator. The West is turning into … the West, but circa., say, 1789.

What year is this? Mirror, mirror … will “rights” ever actually mean rights for everyone, or just for the Holy Garbage?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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