SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (World Satire) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency reports that the British destroyer HMS Friar Tuck shot down three Russian migs that were circling the UK warship.
The migs were warned to leave the area but they continued to stay in the 'no fly zone' and so the commander of the Friar Tuck gave the orders to send the three Commie bandits down to Davy Jones locker.
Russian leader President Vladimir Nikita Putin has stated via The Kremlin Voice that the will retaliate by sending bombers to destroy Windsor Castle.
Meanwhile King Charles III, has told Putski that the Russian bombers won't get past the Iberian Peninsula which includes Portugal, Spain, and Lower Labiana.
