Biden called Canada “China” and got big laughs! So after the show he went to an Ottawa comedy club and did five minutes of killer material.
Here are some of Joe’s jokes:
“Why can’t Justin Trudeau be a good democratic leader? ‘Cuz the Chinese fortune cookie hasn’t told him to yet.”
“How man Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them and for their entire slave labor lives, as long as their Chinese masters say it’s okay.”
“What’s the difference between Trudeau and a Chinese cop? The Chinese cop can arrest and deport a Canadian citizen, and Justin can’t even say ‘democracy’ in Mandarin.”
“Why does Justin Trudeau already have Chinese citizenship? Because the Chinese think blackface is hilarious.”
“Why does Trudeau still wear a mask everywhere he goes? ‘Cuz he visited the Wuhan Lab manufacturing the next pandemic and has already bought 4 million shares of Pfizer!”
This reporter couldn’t write fast enough to get down all the wacky side-splitters old Biden told and who slayed that night and was asked to come back the next week, but he said he had to get back to his day job.
