Canadian will no longer be allowed to see the news on the internet if a new bill is turned into law.
Justin Trudeau didn’t like that truck drivers made him look like a dictator, not even after he had them all arrested, took their money, and sent them to Gitmo, on loan from the USA to hold the worst terrorists in the world … apparently.
Now Trudeau wants all Canadians to be behind bars if they dare watch news that isn’t approved of by Canadian authorities. What kind of news will that be?
A spokesman protester, Gordie McGord, said: “All we get is the same old shit. Hockey. Winter sports. Ice. I can see all that shit looking out the window. I want to know what the government’s doing behind our backs. That’s what this is: a way for them to fuck us all up without us knowing about it. What is this, China? Oh right, Trudeau is a slave boy of the Chinese. I should stop talking now or else I might get –”
All hair glorious leader Justin Trudeau who wants only good things for Canada and happiness and prosperity and destroying all enemies who think Canada can never be turned into fascist “democracy”!
All hail Chinese police force in Quebec and elsewhere, like New York City and London England. Chinese everywhere and great leaders of West know who to bow down to – nice and low, do not make eye contact with Great Leader Trudeau – or go to Canadian gulag being built right now!
All Hail Great Leader Trudeau! Long Live Chinanada!
PS: Hope America doesn’t mind commie fascist China being so close to border. Hello, America, we coming from north while Mexico come from south. Two-pronged attack, pincer movement – you’re all fucked! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
PPS: Fact Check: America is actually very happy about the deal, since Russia owns America, thanks to Donald Trump, and now China owns Canada, thanks to that nation’s watered-down Trump, li’l Justin.
