Cross-dressing clergy put on a fashion show in Vatican City, and the world took notice!
Father Diddler was wearing his cleric robe and collar, and sported a thigh-high garter belt, which he slingshotted to the crowd of bumping and grinding priests who pushed and shoved each other to get the smelly leg belt.
And Cardinal Killbot showed off his flowing red robes and cute little beanie, then lifted his skirts to reveal the holy glitter thong the keeps his pasty buttocks separated but equal!
And here’s Sister Mary Squonk with her freshly pressed and washed habit with her wimple flying high and starched like steel. Will she show the crowd (of mostly non-female lovers) what she has under her barbwire belt? Nope – she’s being bumrushed off the stage to make room for the boys!
And now the worst of the worst … looks like an American JonBenét Ramsey fashion show for 3 years olds … only in America … but now in the Vatican … and here’s little Billy Catamite in full clerical drag … should be in school instead of in a church full of lonely “celibate” men, but what do I know about religion …
I’m gonna go now … one billion Catholics and no one sees this as a problem … wow … there goes all credibility. Enjoy the show, if you can stop puking for two seconds.
