Canada has sent its military down to Haiti to break up some gang action.
Really? This is what the Canuck military does? Will they be heading to do some drive-by damage to the Crips and Bloods in Los Angeles next? Does Canada not have gangs of its own at home? How about some motorcycle gangs, they’re always cool and ready to rumble.
Canadian Air Force pilot Jacques LaPuck said, “Yeah, we gotta break up the drugs and prostitution and slavery trade – those are for us, not the Haitians – anywhere there are ‘dark people’ in the Americas that the USA doesn’t want to deal with (they’ve got 99 Luft Balloons to deal with), they tell Canada to go down and mess things up.”
A spokesperson for the All-Beaver Army had a different story: “We are there to help the poor and hungry and sick from the evil gang warlords who are the worst terrorists since the last ones, and then we may stay a while, like 100 years or so, just so the dark – I mean, peace-loving good Haitians know who wears the pants in the Americas. Don’t print that.”
The Haitians, of course, were not able to comment, and journalists were told by the Can-Do military to not talk to any Haitians about what’s really going on, and why the top half of North America can’t stop leaving the bottom half alone.
Are the Americas essentially a poorly fitted suit, where the cuffs don’t want anything to do with the collars?
Justin Trudeau couldn’t be reached for comment. He is believed to be on the ground in Haiti with high-powered weapons and an outfit resembling that worn by Rambo, screaming “Kill ‘em all and I’ll be your dictator, fucking dark –”
Editorial Note: Trudeau has “played” black face on more than one occasion … soooooo … how far can fiction be from fact?
