Can you give generously? There are children being born in evil countries, being groomed to hate the West, to see life differently, to become evil …
No, I’m not talking about any of those poor kids born to parents who are card-carrying members of the Ku Klux Klan … those kids might grow up to be senators, so they’re okay.
No, I’m talking to babies born in China! And North Korea! And Russia and Iran and, well, anywhere that isn’t in a safe place.
Could you imagine dying and being reincarnated as a Chinese baby! The kid has no chance for freedom in life! They’ll be slaves to the state forever. And those poor babies in North Korea – what do they have to look forward to? Are they screaming on their half of the peninsula, but no one can hear them scream – just like in space! Imagine being born into a prison, and dying there, and that’s what you call life.
Please give generously, though we don’t know what we can do with all that money, and we’re pretty sure a Trump will try to steal the money from us and call it a tax write-off for themselves … but what can we do – we Christian Americans who voted to ban abortion – can we save kids around the world born into poverty, disease and war?
Fuck no, can’t do a thing, ‘cuz no one with power wants to. Elon ain’t doing shit, and he brags that he can do anything with his fortune.
So the long of the short is: if you are a baby born in America or any other nation where you’ll be fucked for life if you’re the wrong [fill in blank], then sorry, kid, not even the Holy Rollers and their dead god can save your life, and they love all the little babies in the world … before they’re born, that is.
