China and Russia have been in communication with Trump the entire time he has been NOT a president. But they’re just waiting … Trump has promised both nations that he will sell pieces of America to them, let them introduce their companies into the American heartland, stick their spies in positions of power throughout the government and military, hand over tons of secrets to them (the FBI only got some of the secrets back during the Mar A Lago raid), and maybe even name a grandkid or two after Putin and Xi.
So what’s with World War 3?
A Chinese dissident spy has stated: “That’s a scam. There won’t be nuclear war. Putin and Xi both know that. When Trump gets in, he’s gonna pretend to wheel and deal with Russia and China to avert nuclear war. Y’see how he keeps his brand alive? He’ll look like a true savior of the entire world, not just to his evangelical base. Trump wants no less than to be seen as Christ, and is even planning to fake his death and have his people tell the world that he is risen to Heaven, just like bullshit gods have done in the past. Gods don’t die, they ascend. He’ll avert Armageddon and set himself up as a false prophet – that’s in the Bible – but Christians are so easy to fool since they prefer having God think for them instead of thinking for themselves. Religion makes sheep of us all. Of course, China has no religion, except for whatever dictator has wrested power. Now I have to get out of Taiwan before the real Armageddon happens here.”
And Trump shall call himself crucified, and, LO! The world did tremble and shake with great fear and loathing.
