VLADIVOSTOK, Russia – (World News) – The Kremlin Voice reports that the Russian government has just annonced that they have launched the largest submarine in the history of naval vessels.
The submarine named The President Vladimir Nikita Putin is the size of four football fields laid end-to-end. And it carries a contingent of 17,000 sailors.
The average submarine can travel at speeds of 61 mph, whereas The President Vladimir Nikita Putin can move at over 127 mph.
The huge commie sub can also carry up to 700 cases of Russian vodka.
SIDENOTE: Ukraine says that their F-17 fighter jets can hardly wait to take a crack at the President Vladimir Nikita Putin.
