KIRKJUBAEJARKAUSTURX, Iceland - (Satire News) - Iceland's Icicles News Aency has just announced that the fighter jet that the country sent to fight the Russian's in Ukraine has destroyed four communist tanks.
The F-347, piloted by Capt. Selfossian F. Sigjurvik, spotted a convoy of four Russian tanks on the road from Kyiv to Irpin.
After zooming in on the moving targets, Capt. Sigjurvik was able to drop his load of four Annihilator-9 bombs on the communist tanks.
The captain informed Iceland's President Guoni Johannesson, that each of the four bombs hit their target, and now there are four less Russian military tanks in the Ukraine.
Capt. Sigjurvik, will be returning back to Iceland, where he will refuel, have a bite to eat, and take on four more bombs to help Ukraine in their fight against the evil invading Russian horde.
