MOSCOW – (World Satire) – The Alpha Beta News Agency is reporting that a Ukrainian artillery regiment has captured Russia's most beautiful spy Margosha Vladavich (aka Agent Libido).
Margosha is a ravishingly beautiful sultry hazel-eyed blonde, whose measurements are 38DD-24-36.
The 28-year-old Vladavich, was caught at a Holiday Inn, in downtown Kyiv, while sipping from a bottle of Sleeping Beauty Red Wine, as she watched CNN's Anderson Cooper, while dressed only in a pair of size 4 Victoria's Secret bikini thong panties.
The lusciously sexy, goddess, was found in the possession of a box of Comrade Glow-in-the-Dark Condoms, 7 state-of-the-art cameras, 3 audio recording devices, $19,000 cash, and a bottle containing 43 Viagra pills.
SIDENOTE: Agent Libido told the arresting officers that she once dated former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo.
