PARIS – (Satire News) - French President Emmanuel “Macaroni” Macron has just sent the pride and joy of the French navy towards Turkey.
The FS Brigitte Bardot should arrive in a few days. Macron said that the purpose for the voyage is to collect the $1.4 million that Turkey still owes France for the purchase of 572,000 pounds of French Fries.
Turkey has repeatedly said that they mailed the check over a month ago.
France states that they received a nice letter from North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, and some McDonalds coupons from the USA, but no check for $1.4 million from the Turkish government.
A United Nations representative has informed the world media that the French aircraft carrier is equipped with 157 Ohh La La Surface-to-Air Missiles, 131 Grade B Rocket Launchers, and the obligatory white surrender flag.
The FS Brigitte Bardot also carries seven F-14 fighter jets equipped with GPS, Netflix, and state-of-the-art Keurig Coffee Makers.
The French government has said that, if they do have to fire on Turkey, they will try their best to avoid hitting any innocent camels.
