The CEO of the underworld released a short statement this morning:
I hereby announce my resignation, not because I've done anything wrong, mind you, but because my work here is done.
My bucket list for the world is complete. They say it's best to go out on top, and that's what I'm doing. I can honestly say that I did a fantastic job, believe me. I have truly done it all.
There is nothing more to do but retire, and live out the remainder of my golden years taking it easy, and enjoy watching the fruits of all that I have accomplished.
