Feminist are defending Men's rights
London - At a news conference in London, England, feminist activists complained that sexual objectification of boys and men in British culture that was challenged by many Third Wave feminists and male Members of Parliament is now present, normalized…
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Table of women approached by four different men
In a crowded pub in Mithering on the Trent, Tracey and Sharon, along with three of their mates, were out for a good night of drinking wine and talking about life when their good time was spoiled by four different men approaching their table. "It h…
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Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers
CAMP BUCCA, IRAQ --- After their harrowing tour of duty in Iraq, only days away from going home, the men and women of Camp Bucca, Iraq, felt like blowing off a little steam. Now, the Guard unit stands shamed, and the soldiers have mud on their faces.
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A vagina is a terrible thing to waste
Stovington, Vermont - The Vagina Appreciation Guild In North America (VAGINA) has released a study in which they claim that America's vaginas are grossly underused. Indeed, their interviews of 1,000 vaginal life support systems (women) showed disa...
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Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.
Houston, Texas- A recent Houston women's study found that among the 1,004 four men who involuntarily submitted information on their penis size, very few were at all impressive or up to par.
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Bridget Fonda DVD a hit with women everywhere
The name Fonda has long been synonymous with body confidence, so it should be no surprise to anyone that Bridget Fonda has released her own routine, which has been a hit with women fed up of being judged for the crime of aging and not wearing full ma…
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GOP Midterm Strategy: Attack and Infuriate All the Women
Women need sex
Exploding sausage crucial in criminal love syndrome
International Women's Day Passes Off Without Incident
Woman's Low Self-Esteem Scare Resolved after Challenging Dog to Socratic Debate
Harvey Weinstein Requests To Be Put In The Same Prison Cell As Bill Cosby
Woman Reeked Of Fish
Funny and original woman claims Chocolate Orange is one of her five a day
Sue Barker is now the World's oldest Woman
Famine Victims Can't Believe Some Of The Crap Food Aid That's Thrown At Them
Washington Girl, 11, Shoots and Kills Cougar Tracking her Brother
Diego Maradona Killed in Car Crash, Radio Station Implicated.
Naked Wonman Falls in Wet Concrete
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Greece - A naked woman fell from a 2nd story window into a strip of concrete that was being poured for a new sidewalk.
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The Semi-Nude Women’s Federated Football League To Implement Some Interesting Rules Changes
SAN FRANCISCO – (Sports Satire) – The Sports Bet Gazette has announced that the 2022 Women’s Federated Football League will be changing some established rules and will be adding others. League rep, Marsha Mickalicki, 31, said that one rule that is…
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Coming Soon! The Girl's Bikini Hockey League
TULSA - First it was Women's Beach Volleyball and then came The Lingerie Football League. And now thanks to sports mogul Carson "Dollar $ign$" Esterelli, the American males will soon be gazing upon gorgeous women in The Girl's Bikini Hockey League...
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Why Fishing Is Better Than Women
When you go fishin' and you catch somethin', that's good. If you're making love and you catch somethin', that's bad. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither…and want to know how many other fish you caught. Fish don't complain if you light up a smoke right after you catch them. You can catch and release a fish, you don't have to lie and promise to still be friends after you l...
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Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies
A man who might be best described as 'a bit gullible', has revealed how he was persuaded by the vendor in a shoe shop to buy a pair of yellow shoes which, said the vendor, would be an instant hit with females, and would make him a 'lady magnet'. M…
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Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders
Apprentice plumber Brianna Chidders of Dexter Plumbing & Heating in Des Moines has outgrown her well-worn work jeans and is now in the market for a new pair. "I've been wearing the same pair for more than a year and It's getting to where I just c...
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Saddam Hussein Voted World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman
It seems the women of the world have fallen for the ex-Iraqi president. In a closely fought, neck and neck contest with runner-up George Bush Snr, Saddam has emerged the winner of this year's "World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman" contest by a mere 3 vo...
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Young Women with Big Breasts and Asses Are always Having Problems
Men are always tripping in front off them and grabbing the big boobs to steady themselves so as to not fall - and saying 'sorry'. Short guys come quickly around corners and get smacked in the face by the big bazoomas and sometime complain of eye…
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Why Are There Men? Early Life Had Only Females
Self-reproducing Life existed for 2-3 billion years before there were Men. Let's call this self-reproducing life, Female, as it was able to reproduce by itself and was not Male and did not need a Male. Then, Nature, the Creative Force, etc, de…
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Erotica: How to Know It When You See It
According to some, erotica is what women, who lack the balls to refer to it by its real name, call pornography. However, they contend that erotica differs from porn in that it is ofter, warmer, fuzzier, and feels better on the lips and tongue than pornography tends to feel. Characteristics Some individuals also contend that a number of its characteristics further define erotica, distingu...
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Planned Parenthood Acquires Chick-fil-A Chain -- Offers Drive Thru Abortions on Sundays.
WASHINGTON D.C. (AP) In a press release issued yesterday, Planned Parenthood announced that it had purchased the Cick-fil-A corporation and would soon begin utilizing locations that are normally closed on Sunday to offer drive through abortions inste...
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Ladies Try New Fluorescent Makeup - Made From Jellyfish - For White Skin Only
A very buxom, blonde female spokesman, said, "Some creatures in the sea are fluorescent, and now TamiJo Products of Knoxville, brings you fluorescent makeup, made from Jellyfish cells. Just glow at night out on the deck, or at your local barbecue pla…
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Saddam Hussein Voted World's Sexiest Ex-Statesman
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Why Fishing Is Better Than Women
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Woman Plumber in Market for New Low Riders
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Erotica: How to Know It When You See It
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Man Buys Yellow Shoes After Vendor Tells Him They'll Be A Hit With The Ladies
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The Semi-Nude Women’s Federated Football League To Implement Some Interesting Rules Changes
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Bridget Fonda DVD a hit with women everywhere
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Get That Woman Back Into The Kitchen
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Young Women with Big Breasts and Asses Are always Having Problems
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Table of women approached by four different men
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Snubbed Top Brass Demotes Iraq Mud Wrestlers
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Women are naked under clothes
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Naked Wonman Falls in Wet Concrete
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Women's study on average penis size yields negative results.
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A vagina is a terrible thing to waste
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Planned Parenthood Acquires Chick-fil-A Chain -- Offers Drive Thru Abortions on Sundays.
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Coming Soon! The Girl's Bikini Hockey League
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Why Are There Men? Early Life Had Only Females
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Ladies Try New Fluorescent Makeup - Made From Jellyfish - For White Skin Only
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Feminist are defending Men's rights
