The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware
Ipso Facto News writer Sinclair Petaluma, said the FBI has surveillance video of Trump stealing silverware from the White House kitchen. Petaluma personally took an independent poll of Trump supporters, and he found that only 7% say that they woul…
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Ivanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show
NEW YORK CITY – The President’s favorite child has been offered her very own television reality show. Reports are that the Epitome Network has been trying to sign the President’s hot, sexy daughter for two years. Ivanka finally agreed to star i…
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First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff
WASHINGTON (AP) Wherever First Lady Laura Bush travels these days, people are remarking at how wonderful she looks. Visitors to the White House have noticed quite a change in Laura Bush's appearance. "She looks so… uh… healthy!&quo...
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Trump Gets A Disinfectent Enema: Doctors Not Sure Turd Will Live
Donald Trump was hospitalized today after apparently experimenting with a Lie-sol disinfectant enema at the White House. Officials became concerned when the President did not show up for the daily Covid-19 briefing. "I saw him watching a story on...
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White House to Market ‘Constitution Toilet Paper' With Delsey
WASHINGTON (AP)-White House aides are finalizing an agreement to market toilet paper which features excerpts from the US Constitution on each sheet, as ordered by US President George Bush in recent weeks.
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Laura Bush pregnant?
Washington DC, USA; Saturday 25 March 2006 -(ReUterus & Associated Mess) - Despite a feverish guessing game in the international media, the White House is reportedly "keeping mum" today on the hot topic of whether First Lady Laura Bus...
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Taylor Swift Is Getting Her Own Reality Show
Obama Plan To Move Out Of White House
President Trump Trashes Oval Office
President Denies Codpiece
Delinquent Equity Loan Forces Foreclosure of White House
Remote-controlled cockroach found in White House
President Obama Apologizes To Yucatan, Mexico's Green Guacamole Drug Cartel For His "Tamale" Remark
Police Search for Person Who Left Flaming Bag of Poop at White House Entrance
Blair to Attend Sleepover at White House
Fruit flies infest White House
Steve Bannon's White House Decorator Revives "Whites Only" And "Colored" Bathrooms For Black History Month
President Bush Pens New Book, Prematurely Leaked to Press
Rudy Giuliani Is In Some Very Deep Doo-Doo
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – iRumors is reporting that Rudy Giuliani has gone from the top of the mountain top (as mayor of New York City in 2001) to the depths of the NYC sewer system (as a Russian ass-kisser) in a span of only 20 years, 6 months…
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President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis
WASHINGTON --- In a stunning announcement from the White House, it was confirmed that President Bush has been having a long-term relationship with actress Geena Davis. The couple surprised Washington insiders last evening when they appeared together...
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Korean President Visits White House: Dog Mysteriously Disappears
South Korean President Lee Myung-bak, a recent visitor to the White House, has been the center of rumors involving the disappearance of Bo Diddley, the Portuguese water dog that President Obama gave to his daughters, fulfilling a promise to them of h...
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John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate
WASHINGTON - Presidential hopeful and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry today announced he has offered Johnny Depp first refusal of the coveted VP spot in his Democratic bid for the White House.
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Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves
CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just informed the national press that NASCAR racing cutey Danica Patrick's brand new 2014 Nude NASCAR Calendar is a tremendous hit. ADGA stated that the calendar is presently the fastest selling...
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John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea
In a stunning development in the race for the White House, presidential hopeful John Kerry, and his wife, Teresa Heinz-Kerry, have been accused by the Department of Homeland Security of selling ketchup to known enemies of the United States.
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Astronomers Find Massive Black Holes In White House: Fear Them Coming To Hawaii Soon
WASHINGTON - Black holes: "They're the most destructive monsters in the universe. We already knew they can be powerfully massive. Now scientists say they have found the most massive ones yet; as reported in The Billingsgate Journal of Natural Sci…
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Meghan Markle Warned Melania Trump About Wearing That Green Screen Dress to the RNC Convention
HOLLYWOOD – (Celebrity Satire) - The former Duchess of Sussex, and now swimsuit model, Meghan Markle told TMZ that she warned the first lady about wearing the green screen dress at the White House convention. And now, hundreds of pundits are cover…
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Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles
Washington, DC President Trump gave Queen Elizabeth a call this weekend to ask her what Brexit means. In the course of the conversation, Trump remarked that his wife, Melania the First Lady, did not care for the White House and had only been there on...
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Justin Bieber Was Banned From Attending The Grammy Award Show
HOLLYWOOD - Several entertainment news programs are reporting that the much troubled singer Justin Bieber was actually banned from attending the 56th Annual Grammy Award Show at L.A.'s Staples Center. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said...
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George Bush Reveals White House Has Dungeons and Torture Rooms
WASHINGTON (AP)--President George Bush on Wednesday acknowledged the existence of secret US prisons run by the CIA where innocent people are regularly tortured and denied all legal rights. In a further shocking admission, he also revealed that his ow...
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Tiffany And Barron Mad At President-Elect Trump
Donald Trump's primary daughter, Ivanka, has been tapped for role on the president-elect's White House transition team, joining Trump's main son, Donald, Jr., and his third-favorite son, Eric. Trump's other daughter, Tiffany, the only child from his...
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All of The White House Maids and Cooks Have Quit and Evacuated The Trumpapalooza-Infested White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – CNN is reporting that every maid and cook in the White House has abandoned the Trumpapalooza-infested White House. A Trump staff member, who did not want his name revealed, said that, as soon as the President wal…
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Trump Denies That Melania is Voting For Joe Biden
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump is furious at a report by CNN’s Don Lemon, that stated that Melania told one of the White House cooks that she is going to be voting for Joe Biden. Melania reportedly said that she considered who…
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John Kerry and Teresa Heinz-Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea
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John Kerry names Johnny Depp as running mate
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First Lady Laura Bush Looking Buff
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President George Bush Admits to Hot Affair with Geena Davis
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Korean President Visits White House: Dog Mysteriously Disappears
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Astronomers Find Massive Black Holes In White House: Fear Them Coming To Hawaii Soon
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Justin Bieber Was Banned From Attending The Grammy Award Show
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Trump Offers to Swap White House for One of Queen's Castles
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Trump Denies That Melania is Voting For Joe Biden
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All of The White House Maids and Cooks Have Quit and Evacuated The Trumpapalooza-Infested White House
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White House to Market ‘Constitution Toilet Paper' With Delsey
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Laura Bush pregnant?
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George Bush Reveals White House Has Dungeons and Torture Rooms
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Danica Patrick's Nude NASCAR Calendar Is Flying Off The Book Store Shelves
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Tiffany And Barron Mad At President-Elect Trump
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Trump Gets A Disinfectent Enema: Doctors Not Sure Turd Will Live
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Ivanka Trump To Star in Her Very Own Reality Show
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Meghan Markle Warned Melania Trump About Wearing That Green Screen Dress to the RNC Convention
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Rudy Giuliani Is In Some Very Deep Doo-Doo
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The FBI has a video of Trump stealing White House silverware
