Rabid City, South Dakota - (Ass Press): Those cheese-eating surrender monkeys the French clearly know a thing or two when it comes to portraying the good old fashioned all-American way of life as lived by the residents of one South Dakota town, Rabid City.
But the cultural divide may have proved a bit too much for the town's inhabitants this week when the show was pulled after the performance artists spilled a few secrets too many about their audience's favorite personal predelictions.
Gallic wild act duo Lisou Prout and Jean-Louis Costes were in mid-sequence of a sketch involving vomiting, throwing fake feces, striping naked, spitting potato chips at the audience and simulating sex with a carrot.
Then the town's Sherrif got wind of the performance and quickly put his foot down after protests from influential local vegans that non-organic pesticide-ridden carrots were seriously damaging to people's health.
The duo are now scheduled to appear in Las Vegas on a fundraiser for Governor Mitt Romney.
