MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof News) - The Washington Globe-Express Newspaper has written that there is no one in the history of the United States, who deserves to be incarcerated for the rest of his life than the chump who epitomizes evil, Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump.
Lola Watergold with the Globe-Express stated that the Nazi asshole has spewed over 36,000 lies and counting.
The piece-of-monkey shit should have had his tangerine-colored ass thrown in prison last year, when he was found to have colluded with hate-spewing terrorist organizations, Al-Qaeba, The Taliban, Isis, Hezbollah, and Hamas.
The Trumpturd is the biggest traitor in the history of the nation. Even his own wife calls him Donaldo "Benedict Arnold" Trump.
And now comes word from a Mar-a-Lago maid that "Toxic Trump" has taken up smoking, and he is now up to 7 packs per day.
SIDENOTE: Every Mar-a-Lago employee says that Trump stinks like a fucking forest fire.
