Well, the Chinese sure do have balls, don’t they?
They put their own cops in America, Britain and Canada and possibly other countries which aren’t talking right now.
Then they send not one not two but a truckload of surveillance balloons over America and other countries during Trump’s reign of terror then Joe’s then … and so it goes … (you didn’t think they’d stop just ‘cuz they got caught, didja? Who’s gonna send Xi to The Hague? Has Putin arrived yet?]
NOW … the Chinese want to float a balloon or two (watch out for that Tik Tok balloon, and the Alibaba Balloon and various other Chinese balloons hidden under corporate names so you round-eye white devils can’t tell the difference … Ha Ha, You Lose - China Win!) down Main Street New York City during the Macy’s Day parade.
Sure, they SAY it’s just a balloon … for weather … in downtown NY … it won’t be spying on anything, they promise … all that facial recognition software works on American government officials, too, you know …
And you know when a Chinese government or military official “promises” something, they’re as good as their word.
[Coughs into fist repeatedly, then chokes on bile]
A secret insider said, “One balloon turns to two balloons turns to … one day the Chinese Communist Government will own the ENTIRE Macy’s Day parade. You’ll have to pay allegiance to Mao – as QANON and MAGA and others distract you with their bullshit, China will buy your house out from under you … New York will be owned by two people … Donald J Trump and Xi Jinping … and the American taxpayers will buy it for them! Ha Ha You Lose AGAIN – China win AGAIN!”
I had no idea I was speaking to a double-double-non-fat latte agent! Damn you China – using American greed and stupidity against it! Them Asians sure is smart, t’aint they?
PS: Another mass shooting in Louisville Kentucky today interrupted Jesus crawling out of his grave to release the longest fart in theological history …
PPS: Trying to end this with a joke.
