A former Chinese government official has shared information with the American media on China’s new plans to infiltrate the States. Qiang Li immigrated to the U.S. last month, and has been outspoken concerning the latest tactics of the Chinese Communist regime. He explained that cyber attacks on the U.S. government and private companies will be replaced with a new plan to strike Americans at their weakest point – food consumption.
“The Chinese government has tried cyber-attacks for years, but the Americans are just too smart in high-tech. But when it comes to eating too much, especially at Chinese buffets, Americans are considered some of the dumbest and fattest people in the world.”
Among developed nations, Americans have the highest rate of obesity, while China has one of the lowest. It is estimated that the American economy loses several billion dollars a year due to obesity-related absenteeism. The Chinese are hoping to lure even more Americans into the passivity of obesity, with the goal of weakening the world’s largest economy. The Chinese have developed a new form of MSG that affects fat cells, leptin receptors and other parts of the body associated with weight gain.
China still has many sympathizers among the 5.4 million Chinese immigrants to America. Furthermore, there are 45,000 Chinese restaurants in the States. There are unconfirmed reports of thousands of these restaurants already using the modified MSG in their food. In a sense, the Chinese are resorting to their original method of infiltrating the United States – not with cyber-attacks or spy balloons, but with chow mein, dumplings, and spring rolls.
If this latest scheme of the Chinese communist regime fails, reports suggest that they will resort to the ancient Chinese practice of shaming. They plan to flood the internet with pictures of obese Americans next to fit and trim Chinese citizens. Apparently, Chinese president Xi Jinping has an AI picture in his office of Biden portrayed in a fat suit like the one used by Brendan Fraser in the Whale. Xi Jinping is pointing a finger and laughing at him.
Li further clarified the perspective of China’s Communist Regime. “The Americans may still have the biggest economy in the world and the largest military. But they also have the fattest bodies. That’s something to be ashamed of, and also a clear sign of Chinese superiority when it comes to body mass index.”
