Kari Lake Knows Her Pigeons

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Thursday, 30 March 2023

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How To Train Your Political Pigeon ... just ask Kari

American pigeons are smarter than the average pigeons. They can recognize how a person votes. And that’s not from a person in a mental ward who has been forbidden of ever owning an American gun … that’s from someone sane …

Kari Lake is still going on and on about a lost election and how she should be the queen of her god, Trump. Is she jealous of Melania and Stormy – but she needs the power of politics to swoon Donald away from all his hooker-wives and belong just to l’il old Kari?

What would the pigeons say? Can they smell the alcohol content of your blood? Can they scent your religion? Did you say a bad word recently – something against America or Kari?

The pigeons know … the pigeons always know … you’re not Hitchcock so you can never run and hide from … the Pigeons!

(Oscar time can’t come too soon!)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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