BILLINGSGATE POST: With the pending indictment and arrest of Donald Trump for paying off frumpy porn actress Stormy Daniels stirring the current news cycle, Shanghai City Attorney, Wun Hung Low, announced that he was preparing to indict Joe Biden for having sex with three Chinese hookers while driving a forklift down a street In Shanghai during a visit in 2013.
Biden, who was on an official trip to shake down various Chinese power brokers for cash, was with his son Hunter at the time. The story goes that he and Hunter were sipping tea at a Shanghai tea house when Joe’s eyes lit up as he saw the three hookers enticingly posing on a idling forklift.
“Watch this. I’m gonna commandeer that sumbit*h.”
Jumping on the forklift, he shifted into gear and took off down the street, allowing the forklift to do the heavy lifting while he took on the three hookers. All one could see from a near vantage point were assholes and elbows. As disturbing as this image is - involving the Vice-President of the United States - it could have been far worse; say if the hookers would have been transgender.
Although this story has been authenticated by Quasimodo Veritas, it remains to be seen if any of the mainstream media outlets will pick up on this sordid account of sexual misconduct, leaving the BILLINGSGATE POST as the sole purveyor of this breaking story.
When asked by a reporter if this story were true or not, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre batted his/her eyelashes and replied, “yes.”
Dr. Slim: “Hard to imagine how far a hair sniffing prevert will go to satisfy his concupiscible appetite.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dr. Dude. If only Adam had not eaten the apple, all would be well.”
