Washington, DC – Donald J Trump recently conferred the degree of Double Doctorate on Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene after her recent outburst as seen in the national media. While exhibiting a quite fashionable over-the-shoulder polar bear skin and providing the cameras with her thumbs down version of the raspberry, she yelled out something articulate enough to garner the attention of the former US President.
“Man she like real smart,” a spokesperson for Mr. Trump was quoted as saying. “It not like ever’day you run into smarts like that. I mean, you know, ‘cept for Mr. Trump. Mr. Trump be like ‘bout the smartest President person ever.”
When asked how Ms. Taylor Greene could be given a double degree from an institution that doesn’t exist anymore; and that never fulfilled the state/national educational requirements to call itself a university; and that scammed so many for so much; and that only closed after several lawsuits, the spokesperson responded, “Dat is such a terrible question! Dat is so mean! Mr. Trump, he… Y’all should be ashamed! The press is the enemy of the people!” And then they stormed out.
A spokesperson for Ms. Taylor Greene responded to how she felt about receiving the honorary degree by saying, “TY.”
