SOMEWHERE IN THE MOJAVE DESERT - (Satire News) - BuzzFuzz has reported that a UFO believed to have been a spaceship recently landed in the blistering hot Mojave Desert.
An eyewitness said that she took her cell phone out and took about a dozen photos of the alien spacecraft.
The woman identified as Brundy P. Flaskwood, 79, said that the object scared the hell out of her pet St. Bernard, named Cisco, and her pet flamingo named Pinky.
Flaskwood told reporter Taffeta Kixx that Cisco got so scared that he actually peed about a quart of urine, and Pinky actually went up to the space vessel and actually wanted to bite it.
Brundy, who is close to being an octegenarian has never been married, or even been screwed for that matter.
SIDENOTE: Miss Kixx said that she was told that when the spaceship door opened and two space creatures peaked out, they immediately felt the hot-as-hell-heat, and quickly yelled, WTF? the hell with this inferno!
