Divorced GOP Women Get Second Chance At Trump’s Concubine Ranch

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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The Newest Concubine at the Trump Ranch

Kellanne Conway and Marjorie Taylor Greene are both getting divorced. More and more GOP women are getting divorced because their husbands say:

“I can walk down the goddamn street anymore without people hating me because of you! I want my life back, you ugly fascist bitch!” – possibly spoken by someone who knows someone who knows Kellyanne’s former husband.

“You reek like hatred. I wake up to you every morning and I see Medusa! I want out. You can have the kids – they look too much like you anyway so I really don’t wanna see them every other weekend. I am going to date a Democrat – that’s right – suck on that! Get out of my house!”

May have been spoken by … well, by any one of them.

But there’s good news for all the recent divorcees. Donald Trump, or Big Papa Smurf, as he sometimes likes to be called by Ivanka and others, says that he will take in all GOP women who are tired of their husbands and “want a real man – a great man, the greatest man since Jesus, and even he didn’t have more babes knocking down his door to be live-in hookers than I do” …

Yes, the divorced GOP women will become Trump’s concubines … live-in hookers, as he so eloquently put it … at the newly built “Trump’s Concubine Ranch” outside Las Vegas, Nevada.

So, ladies, if you’re tired of being married to a dud, become a hooker for Trump! He’s hiring! And you’ll know you got the job if he gropes you not once, not twice, but three times a lady makes a good concubine for Donald’s harem ranch.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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