DeSantis was caught with 100 kilos of high grade pure Columbian cocaine in his gym bag the other day, but he said he was “holding it for a friend”. The friend was with the ATF squad and had once played Goofy at Disneyland.
DeSantis said that Mickey Mouse wouldn’t “play ball” so he had to look elsewhere to get the coca on and off the Florida peninsula. And that’s when Disneyland cruises were recalled, since they can cruise throughout the Caribbean and even have their own island, where Jeffery Epstein has never been, as far as anyone knows, although he could’ve been in disguise as a funny little teapot that sang and danced and snorted tons of powder up its spout.
DeSantis avows that he still doesn’t know who Epstein was since he refuses to watch “Democratic news”, and is thinking of making a new law saying that only Fox is allowed in Florida.
Reggie DeSantis is the one we’re talking about, who has stated “I do not know a Ron DeSantis and we are not related and we are not cousins and he did not get me in a headlock when we were kids and then fart in my face. My attorneys have advised me to say this. No more questions.”
Florida … allowing cocaine into America since the mafia ran it in the 1950s.
