DUCK DUNG, Alabama - (Satire News) - It is no secret that the state that voted the most for ToxicTrump in 2020, was the cotton pickin' state of Alabama, where cotton is king, and the people revere the money-making commodity.
The highly reputable QuinniPinni Polling Agency recently conducted a poll of over 17 million Republicans in all 50 states including Hawaii and Idaho.
And they learned that out of 17 million GOPers and GOPettes who participated in the poll, only 1,909 say that they are die hard, dyed-in-the-wool supporters.
They all noted that they would STILL support Trump (1) Even if he robbed a bank, (2) Even if he printed up counterfeit money, (3) Even if he dodged the draft (which he did), (4) Even if he grabbed women by the pussy (which he did hundreds of times), or (5) Even if he shot a nun, (which he is alleged to have done, but it has not been proven - at least not yet).
SIDENOTE: So old "Elephant Butt," aka "Thunder Hips," aka "Itty Bitty Hands," is still content to live in his Fantasy World, where he actually thinks that the American people, or rather the Red State Republicans, are dumb, and stupid, and ignorant enough to support him again...AGAIN!!!
