Marjorie Taylor Greene at CPAC - Jewish Space Lasers Giving Ukranian Russian Troops Skin Cancer

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 4 March 2023

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Take us to Marjorie!

Marjorie Taylor Greene was a speaker at the recent CPAC - the right wing ding dong political show supporting Trump for president in 2024.

As usual - Marjorie bring us the truth that other people don't dare to tell.

Years ago, she warned about Jewish - financed space lasers.

But she was a voice crying in the wilderness.

Now she has gotten info. From the ultra right republican fringe that space lasers (probably Jewish) are giving Russian troops skin cancers and heavy sunburns.

The troops can't take this bombardment - and are running back to Russia.

Marjorie want all U.S. Aid money for Ukraine to be canceled immediately.

Giving people skin cancer and sunburns is a crime against humanity.

"This is the worst thing that has happened in the whole Ukraine war" - she said.

(Sadie Jones for the North Georgia Paper of Untruth.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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