WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - A very reputable source inside the White House has stated (under the table) that POTUS wants Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump incarcerated in a federal prison as soon as humanly possible.
President Biden says that for one thing Trump's popularity has gone down from a once thriving 41% down to a dismal, abysmal 1.7%.
Even the Republican rag, GOPicky Magazine has pointed out that a woman's yeast infection is more popular than he is.
Like NASA scientists have said hundreds of times "What goes around, comes around."
Three of Trump's children, Donald "Dopey" Jr., "Goofy" Eric, and Tiffany the "Cutey" have begged their racist, perverted daddy not to run.
Meanwhile, Ivanka "Barbie," and Barron "The Telephone Pole" say that they could give a fucking shit what their low-life, bottom-dwelling, fat-as-an-orange pachyderm, sperm donor father does.
