PALM BEACH, Florida - (Satire News) - Info guru Andy Cohen has stated that America's Pussy Grabber, (aka The Orange Whale), has been spotted by Florida state detectives cavorting with pussy cats.
Trump was observed at a Motel 6 in downtown Palm Beach in the company of 11 cats and even worse (some underage kittens).
State detective Owen F. Goldenmoon, states that he actually saw Trump in flagrante delicto with a 17-year-old Persian pussycat, who appeared to have been drugged with beer.
When Trump was caught and arrested, he immediately said that the cats were not his, and that he had never, ever seen any of them.
He later added that it was all simply a hoax perpetuated by VP Kamala Harris, former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, and soul singer Beyonce.
