Phoenix - Former News Anchor Kari Lake has announced that, in addition to being elected Governor of Arizona last November, she was also elected the Queen of England.
The First Lady of Maga-land filed suit in London demanding that King Charles abdicate immediately.
“I won the crown by at least 400,000 votes, everyone knows it” said Lake at a news conference at a local pub. “Who the hell is this Charles guy?”.
Lake also brandished a sledgehammer and threatened to smash every voting machine in Great Britain.
“How can she be the Queen of England when everyone knows I’m the Queen,” said newly elected American Congressman George Santos.
