Trump Complains Balloons Being Shot Down Were Meant For Him

Funny story written by UncleDale

Monday, 13 February 2023

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Trump knows a lot about balloons.

Trump on his Truth Social site recently put out a statement - lamenting these Chinese Balloons being shot down over the U. S.

His spokesman said the Balloons had started around June 14th - Trump's Birthday - and he first thought they were Birthday Balloons.

Later - when they continued, he realized that that they were balloons celebrating him trying for a second Presidential Term.

"The balloons are White and they Know that I like everything White - (as my followers also do) - Trump is quoted as saying.

"I think friend Vlad Putin suggested it to Chinese - as I am supportive of Vlad in this awful War he is in.

"If re - elected - I hope with closer relations (and possibly some mutual Love Notes)with China.

"I am already close friends with the Nice Guy ruler of North Korea."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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