The Trump Toilet - Thousands of Classified Documents found at Mar a Lago

Funny story written by UncleDale

Sunday, 12 February 2023

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Old habits die hard.

Ex - president Trump has along history of reading documents, then tearing them up to get rid of them.

He learned it from his Mafia buddies who helped construct his NY City Condo towers.

The Throne in the Mar a Lago Bathroom has many time been the place for Executive Decision Making - and then a flushing of documents.

Old habits die hard.

Anyway - the FBI did a covert operation and sent FBI plumbers to

clandestinely search the Mar a Lago sewer system.

It was like going through the sewers of Paris.

Thousand of documents were recovered - Many NATO, and atomic weapons assessment docs., etc. - were recovered.

"It was a real Shitfest", said one agent.

The National Archives has a 'Crap Squad (they - of course - don't use the S word) - and are cleaning up the Documents.

The Mar a Lago Trump Bathroom will be removed and have a prominent historical place in the Trump Presidential Library since so many significant Trump plots were decided there - Stormy Daniels, etc. ).

No other Presidential Toilet has had such real importance to America.

Except possibly the crapper at George Washington's home.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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