LOS ANGELES - (Satire News) - Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle has broken the story that Trump's latest and (fitting) nickname is "The Limp Noodle."
Miss Swizzle says that the moniker was bestowed on Nazi Boy by none other than his estranged wife Melania, and his one time piece of ass, Stormy Daniels.
And as Jeff Cohen has pointed out that are no two women on the face of the earth who know the Orange Turd (DJT) better than Melly and Stormy.
Even Trump's old Fox Channel girlfriend Maria Bartiromo has stated on three occasions that Donnie's pecker was a little bit smaller than an average acorn.
