Along with all the other Presidents and Vice-Presidents stashing secret documents in their flower gardens, or openly displaying them ion the coffee table for guests to rifle through and photocopy if they wish, Dick Cheney also has documents that he shouldn’t have.
But that’s not what this report is about. Instead, it wishes to shine a light on Dick and his cabal who started this century the God-fearing American way – with shit blowing up and lots of people dying.
Was this song written by Dick himself? There was no signature, and it was typed, and Dick won’t let anyone dust it for fingerprints, so … one can only speculate.
Try not to tap your toes, it’s so catchy! Sing-a-long, all you Republican NRA kids, to …
Jesus With A Gun
Jesus with a gun
Is how America won
All her holy wars
Fascist stars and bars
Capitalist theocracy
Is the real democracy
When you’re shootin’ from the hip
Load a religious clip
Jesus with a gun
He’s real fun
Leaning to the right
Looking for a fight
If you want a war
Jesus will settle the score
Blood and guns
Cross and crutch
Automatic Jesus
Got the killer’s touch
Say your prayers
It’s time to die
All the little Satans
Make baby Jesus cry
Automatic gunfire
Takes me way higher
Love for only Jesus
Kills ‘em all to please us
He didn’t die for scum
Depends on where you’re from
We’ll always say we won
When Jesus gets his gun
Jesus wants a thrill
Jesus wants a kill
Hunting in my 4X4
Load the pelts then get some more
A heathen’s blood
Ain’t worth a lot
We want a crimson flood
So take the shot
Black or white
Brown or yellow
If you ain’t right
Then don’t say hello
Christ the racist
Will always face it
Stare you down
You fucking clown
