A Senator from Kentucky, who prefers to remain nameless and without a conscience, has proposed a new bill to make crucifix tattoos mandatory on all people, including children, right on their foreheads.
If you do not have this tattoo, you may be subject to arrest, 40 years in prison, and declared a devil worshipper, and then murdered by a cabal of right-thinking Christians who will then tie the perp to a stake and “mercifully send their soul back to Satan”, otherwise known as burning them alive.
The GOP love the idea and can’t wait to burn the first witch – I mean, evil commie Antifa terrorist.
Also on the bill will be a rider declaring the KKK as a “great American institution” and not a domestic terrorist organization which was created to terrorize. Many history books will need to be re-written to reflect this important change in the law (which is itself not ridiculous.)
