PIERRE, South Dakota - (Satire News) - In a unique move the two sister states of North and South Dakota have voted to ban the use of the explicit term for pussy (vagina).
North Dakota senator Marge Overdown, 59, of Cold Balls, North Dakota, said that she is sick and tired of having dirty old vulgar SOBs use the "V" word in places like dog parks, fast food restaurants, and massage parlors.
Another senator Cheston Clippchix, 83 of Frozen Wood, South Dakota, stated that in his 77 years, he has only used the word "Vagina" once and that was during a wet dream.
Info Guru Andy Cohen, reports that the state of Iowa may also vote to ban the word that at last count had 172 euphemisms.
