Now that Marjorie Taylor Greene (would you like to buy another name? the more names a person has, the more insecure they are about their own identity … discuss) will soon be divorced, she’s ripe and ready!
She called up her best bud, Lauren Boebert, to ask about pricing. Maybe Midge will be a hooker and sell her finest assets to whoever has the biggest wallet or who can grope her pussy like she likes it. (Wink wink … if he’s not in jail, that is.)
Sure, she’s partially doing it to make her divorcing husband jealous (you didn’t divorce me, I divorced you – I’m embarrassed to be seen with you! Stop fucking yelling at everyone all the time! You weren’t born an angry woman, were you?), but when you commit to spreading your legs for money, you better be ready to service all customers.
Even the ones whose politics you don’t like. Will Midge offer up her services to Nancy Pelosi? A good old-fashioned hate fuck? Or how about a non-Christian? A Muslim? Will she be indoctrinated and join ISIS? Isn’t she halfway there with her neo-Nazi love? How about having some sweet sweet love with a …TRANS PERSON!!!
Yes, Midge, when a gal gets lonely, she may try new things. Be ready. Be available. But get the money up front. That’s just good whoring (how much have you taken from the NRA? So this should be old hat to you, yes?)
