MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota - (Satire News) - According to The Humps News Agency the rumor that the infamous Al-Qaeda spy Al Farri Shakeen has been captured is in fact true.
TH reported that the infamous spy was caught sitting in the drive-thru window of a McDonalds, after ordering two orders of the new McPiranha Breakfast Biscuit.
Shakeen told the arresting officers that they had the wrong person because (1) He is Norwegian and not Afghani, (2) He has lived in the US all of his life, and (3) He is allergic to camels.
Minneapolis police took the notorious terrorist spy Al Farri Shakeen into custody, fingerprinted, and tongue printed him, and he now sits in a Minneapolis city jail with a $2.9 million bond on his terrorist ass.
