The Slammer Is Closing In On Trump

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 20 September 2022

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Here come the Trump indictments!

It had to happen! It reaches a point when lies, distortions, accusations, jealousy, and envy no longer work. Caught with his pants down, Trump and his gang are stuck. What to do?

Attorney General Merrick Garland is very slowly turning the wheels of justice on Trump, and Trump is squealing like a stuck pig.

Editor’s note: You can not call a former resident of the White House a pig.

Reply: He had a habit, when angry, of throwing plates of food against the White House walls.

Editor’s note: Okay.

Anyway: it Seems Trump doesn’t want the Special Master (the guy he wanted to study the documents he stole from the White House) to do a ‘good or excellent job after all.

“Stall it until after I win the 2024 presidential election. I’ve got all my secretaries of state in place, and 2024 will be a sure win!”

“Do you think you’ll be able to throw another blockade around Qatar so I can get another loan out of them, like 666 Fifth Avenue?”

Another plate of food lands on the wall. But this time in Mar-a-Lago.

Trump has run out of top US attorneys willing to defend him. The second string has also gone. So he’s left with the desperately hungry, ready to work for a promise, the desire to get their names in the press, a book contract, and TV interviews promoting their books. And fingers crossed: Film rights!

The list of possible indictments continues. Investigations are completed. The dam is ready to burst. And then there are also 26 women suing Trump for sexual misconduct.

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