ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida - (Satire News) - The Proud Boys have become the most far-right, extremist, neo fascist group in the entire nation.
The group is known as "America's Home Grown Terrorist Clan." They obeyed their unofficial leader Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump, and broke into the Capitol traumatizing the entire membership of the US Senate.
Comedian Zydeco Dupree noted that the Proud Boys acted like a bunch of members of Al Qaeda, Isis, the Taliban, Hezbollah, and the KKK.
He then added that if the Proud Boys had been members of the BLM, the NBA or the NFL, DJT would have called in the National Guard, the Army, the Green Berets, the Navy Seals, the FBI, the CIA, and the Baltimore SWAT TEAM.
Dupree noted that the terrorist group that is headquartered in Alligator Nuts, Florida, has agreed to wave Trump's yearly membership fee.
