NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donnie Trump (aka Toxic Trump) has gained two more pounds and he is now tilting the scale, (literally) at 349½.
Melania's soon-to-be-ex-husband says that Fox News referred to him as being a washed up, fat, predatorial, racist, tub of lard, has been.
Trump remarked that he is not fat.
An attorney for Fox News replied "Hey bitch,do you not have a full-length mirror, you humongous, overweight, sissy-looking douchebag?"
DJT has told Fox that he is planning on suing them for $1.2 million. Fox has countered by filing a countersuit against "Old Beer Belly" Trump in the amount of $197 million.
The Trumptard noted that he has lots of full-length mirrors and he added that he looks like he could compete in the Olympics.