The Trumpturd Threatens To Sue Fox News For $1.2 Million - Fox Counters With a $197 Million Countersuit Against The Treasonous Traitor

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 9 September 2022

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"The honeymoon between Trump and Fox News is totally over." -SEAN HANNITY

NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Donnie Trump (aka Toxic Trump) has gained two more pounds and he is now tilting the scale, (literally) at 349½.

Melania's soon-to-be-ex-husband says that Fox News referred to him as being a washed up, fat, predatorial, racist, tub of lard, has been.

Trump remarked that he is not fat.

An attorney for Fox News replied "Hey bitch,do you not have a full-length mirror, you humongous, overweight, sissy-looking douchebag?"

DJT has told Fox that he is planning on suing them for $1.2 million. Fox has countered by filing a countersuit against "Old Beer Belly" Trump in the amount of $197 million.

The Trumptard noted that he has lots of full-length mirrors and he added that he looks like he could compete in the Olympics.

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