MANHATTAN - (Satire News) - Jeanine Pirro, who BuzzFuzz News has called one of the two ugliest women on television*, has confided to GOPicky Magazine that her one-time idol Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump groped her beaver (muffin) on eight (8) different occasions; including once in the Mar-a-Lago kitchen.
Pirro, who on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being beautiful is a 2 (and that's barely).
Jeanine, or Jerkana, as her maternal grandmother calls her, is so damn ugly that stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree said that if he had to pick between kissing a skunk or Pirro, he would opt for kissing the skunk.
Dupree then added somewhat tongue-in-cheek that the skunk does not smell anywhere as bad as "Putrid" Pirro does.
* Taffeta Kixx with BuzzFuzz says that the other ugly woman on television is Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.
