NEW YORK CITY - (US Satire) - It is no secret that Donald and Melania have been estranged for several months now.
Melly lives in New York City and the damn traitor (aka Trump) resides in Mar-a-Liar, with his bevy of inflatable plastic sex dolls, his dozens of toupees, and his size small rubbers (condoms).
Trump is only sleeping about 12 minutes a night, as the thought of him going to prison and getting his orange complected ass molested by the black inmates is scaring the hell out of him.
Melania recently appeared on "The Anderson Cooper Show" that due to all of the illegal crap that her husband has perpetuated he is now looking like a pile of orange shit.
She added that she has been informed by government sources that her husband will be sitting in a cold, damp prison cell by Pearl Harbor Day (Dec. 7).
SIDENOTE: The Slovenian bombshell has said time after time, that her "Husbandt's" chickens finally came home to roost.
