LONDON - (British Satire) - Boris Johnson is no longer the leader of Great Britain. But at least when he left office he left with class, dignity, and secure in the fact that he did his very best.
Ginger Beer, a reporter with The Bee's Knees News Agency noted that Johnson has told his close friends and family members that he left with his head raised up high and he did not cry, and whimper, and whine like the orange colored douche bag, racist Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump did, and almost two years later is STILL doing.
Sean Hannity, one of Trump's closest friends even told him, "Hey dude, Joey (Biden) kicked your fucking ass big time. So find a damn way to be a big boy and admit that you got your orange-colored ass barbecued and handed to you on a stainless steel platter."
Johnson said that Traitor Trump cannot stand the fact that Joey Biden kicked his pussy grabbing ass from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean.
Boris noted that the Trumpturd was impeached twice and if that doesn't show (him) that the people of America do not want his lying, tax-evading, draft-dodging ass then the sun's surface temperature is minus 9 degrees.
