WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - It did not take long for President Biden to act on the newly-implemented "Sex For Food Stamps" gimmick that the prostitutes of Brooklyn had devised.
One well-known Brooklyn Lady of The Street, who goes by the name of "Blow Job Jolene" said that she was averaging about $2,000 in food stamps per week.
Meanwhile POTUS said that the food stamp program is to be used to provide food stamps to that individual so that they can purchase milk, bread, eggs, rice-a-roni, and Kool-Aid and not to purchase pussy, or its derivatives thereof.
SIDENOTE: Vox Populi is reporting that "Blow Job Jolene" has filed a $4.7 million class action lawsuit on behalf of 183 Brooklyn whores.
