WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The Senate Hearings on the the Trumptard's GOP supporters, who viciously attacked the nation's capital has come out with hundreds of items that all make the Mar-a-Lago Liar even more of a fucking liar than he already is.
One top Trump aide told Sen. Liz Cheney that Trump had instructed his Secret Service detail to find him a grenade launcher so that he could drive down to the Capitol Building and have a king-to-man talk with VP Mike Pence.
The Secret Service agent, refused and told the president that if he dared to find a grenade launcher from the arms closet in the White House, that he would personally shoot him in his little bitty toddler hands.
Meanwhile Boom Boom News is reporting that Ivanka Trump, Jared Trump, and Eric Trump were all in the kitchen crying like two-year-olds.
Eric tried to say that it was just a case of the Alabamian Allergies.
SIDENOTE: Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News reported that Jumbo Trumpo was placed in a straight jacket and thrown into Melania's shoe closet.
