After a two-month battle to invade and take over Ukraine, with 35,00 Russian soldiers dead and 12 Russian generals killed, Russia surrendered to Ukraine.
But attempting to save face, Vladimir Putin announced that it was never a surrender, as it wasn't an attempted invasion or a war. Instead, it was just a withdrawal from a ho, hum, recognizance mission.
Donald Trump, a Putin pal, said, "Yeah!" Then he added, "Many, many people have told me that. Russia is a strong man's nation, not like the wimpy USA Biden is making out of my America. Many, many people agree with me and have told me that. Biden is Making America Wimp Again."
Kamala Harris told Trump, "Shut the f——k up." Then added, "You blooming windbag."
Melania entered the fray, adding, "Yes, darling, he is a windbag. Both ends. I call him that all the time. But darling, you need some highlights in your hair. Your hair looks like one wet rag. And stop with the wearing of the men's tuxedos. More sweaters and boob show."
Putin hammered his fist on his bowling-alley length desk. "Hey, I'm talking here. I said I'm bringing my troops back home for a victory celebration after their recognizance operation in Ukraine."
Actor John Cleese, paraphrasing a line from his film, A Fish Called Wanda, shouted at Putin, "Ukraine whooped Russia's little ass real good."
"Throw that man out the window.."
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